What is this thing?
Written, mostly, to experiment with what's possible in a browser without using a plugin like flash.
Why do I care that it doesn't use flash?
Unless you're the type of person who cares about browser technology or web standards, you probably don't.
I don't see anything on this page
You're browser is probably Internet Explorer or an older version of Firefox. Or you're on a mobile.
It's really really slow.
You're probably using Internet Explorer.
Yeah, this kinda sucks
Hey, it was a 1 hour hack written on a Saturday. What do you expect?